Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!
can Americans come too
sherlock creates a shortcut on john’s phone so that whenever he types sherlock’s name it changes to “my arousingly brilliant and surprisingly flexible husband”
john always forgets about it until he embarrasses himself while answering blog comments from his phone
finally john gets revenge by creating a shortcut on sherlock’s phone that changes “case” to “cock”